God's Joke on the World
Funny Lord, how we love
this life you have given us. Of course we get tired, bored, worn down by
the stupidity that surrounds us. But then that stupid person does
something, says something that is wonderful, funny, insightful. How we
hate for that to happen. But, thank God, you have given us one another,
ensuring we will never be able to get our lives in order. Order finally
is no fun, and you are intent on forcing us to see the humor of your kingdom.
I mean really, Lord, the Jews! But there you have it. You
insist on being known through such a funny people. And now us--part of
your joke on the world. Make us your laughter. Make us laugh, and
in the laughter may the world be so enthralled by your entertaining presence
that we lose the fear that fuels our violence. Funny Lord, how we love
this life you have given us. AMEN
--Stanley Hauerwas.
“Jesus looked up to heaven and said….” What follows a
complex prayer about the relationship between Jesus and God. I suggest you take
this Gospel home and read it very slowly and figure out what it means to you.
Jesus prayed a lot. We are
supposed to pray a lot. Sometimes we even do pray. When we remember to or if we
want something. God’s Joke prayer gives us a humorous and realistic way to
think about prayer and then do it.
Anne Lamott teaches us the
basic prayer:
Thank you, Thank you, Thank
you
Help, Help Help
We often pray for things over
which we have no control.
Please God:
Don’t let this plane crash. Let
the Giants win. Bring peace to the world. Feed the hungry. Don’t let my mother
die.
The prayer that brings the
most sense to our minds and pleasure to our hearts is the prayer of
Thanksgiving.
We give thanks for our food,
family, and friends; our money, freedom and democracy.
We also give thanks for the
unearned gifts in our lives:
Life it self
Our brain
Our hands, feet, eyes and
ears, sight and hearing.
We did not earn these things.
They are God’s free and unearned gifts to us.
That makes me humble, that these essential parts of my being are not
something I earned, but have been given.
Few specific thanksgivings in
the prayers of the people – The late Jean Cathcart was a long time member of
Trinity. In the prayers of the people she would pray aloud in her good strong
voice. “That you God for all the beautiful things, the flowers, the trees.” We
all chuckled bit, but then we realized she was absolutely right. She gave
thanks for specific things she saw.
Prayer works on us, not on God.
We have a healing station for
those who are ill or if you want to pray for someone who needs healing.
Healing.
Meditation: Meditation –
Maya Angelou – “Listen to yourself and in that quietude you may hear the voice
of God.”
How I pray. I swim laps at
the pool. I thank God for my wife Ann on the first lap, me daughter Leigh on
the second lap. My daughter Sarah on the third lap and Jessica on the fourth
lap. I pray for Richard, our Vicar, our congregation and other people on
subsequent laps of the pool.
I pray the Jesus Prayer– Lord
Jesus Christ Son of God have mercy on me a sinner. Say it 3 times at least when
taking off and landing. Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on me a sinner
PRAYER WORKS ON US, NOT ON
GOD. God the sustainer of the universe has lots of other things to care about
than my concerns.
PRAY FOR A SICK PERSON, then
do something, send a card, pay a visit, make a casserole. DO SOMEHING
Pray for peace, then DO SOME
THING – Attend the vigil on Thursdays. Write letters to the president and
congress, lots of letters.
Pray FOR THE HUNGRY – then do
something. VOLUNTEER IN FEEDING PROGRAMS, find something to do.
We pray for pure WATER in
Nicaragua, – Join and support EL PORVENIR, a program supported by our church
community.
Pray for IMMIGRATION REFORM –
Do something. WRITE CONGRESS, Join a COMMUNITY ORGANIZATION – Our Vicar is a
hero for Immigration reform.
Pray for LGBT RIGHTS – DO
SOMETHING. Join a group, send checks, talk with neighbors and friends about
human rights.
SOME TIMES WE ARE POWERLESS –
Malaysian Airline Tragedy. The 9/11 DISASTER. MASS KILLINGS -PRAY ANYWAY.
Helpless. Hope for a miracle.
PRAYER WORKS ON US. It helps
us focus on our most important values. So pray and get to work.